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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))