I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)