Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. (Vince Lombardi)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)