I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)